I know. That doesn’t even pretend to rhyme.
Worse yet, there’s no fair. Just shopping centers.
But they’re both very nice shopping centers, with awesome book stores that have invited me in to sign copies of my books just for you. And if you come out, I can tell you that I’ll happily dance the hoochie-koochie. So there’s that.
OK, let’s get to it. Two events on tap. Come out. We’ll talk Patriots and playoffs. I’ll sign a book or two for you.
Saturday, January 9, Barnes & Noble in Holyoke, Massachusetts. I’ll be there from noon to 2 p.m.. That will give you plenty of time to get your Patriots fix while the team enjoys a wild card round bye — and get to wherever you like to watch football before the first game of the day, Chiefs-Texans, kicks off at 4:35 p.m.
Saturday, January 23, Barnes & Noble in Millbury, Massachusetts. It’s Conference Championship weekend, which means no games on Saturday. So you’ll stop over sometime between 2 and 4 p.m. and we’ll talk Patriots football — past and, with any luck, very near future.
For more info, including links to directions, head to my events page.
Otherwise, you know. I’ll look forward to seeing you at one of the events.